Real yield,
printed every 30 minutes.

Hold $YIELDPRINTR. The treasury accumulates fees, fires on a thirty-minute clock, and prints fractional shares of the S&P 500 — pro-rata — directly to every wallet. No staking. No claims. Just hold.

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§ 01 — Mechanism

A clock you can't turn off.

Three contracts. Two custodians. One unbreakable thirty-minute heartbeat.

  1. 01

    Treasury accumulates

    2% of every $YIELDPRINTR transaction routes to a treasury wallet. Multi-sig, on-chain, and audited weekly.

    SOL · multi-sig 4/6fee · 2.00%
  2. 02

    The clock fires

    Every thirty minutes during market hours, a permissionless cron triggers the distribution contract. It snapshots every wallet, weights by balance, and queues a buy.

    cadence · T + 30msnapshot · on-chain
  3. 03

    Shares hit your wallet

    Through a regulated tokenized-equity partner, fractional shares of the index mint as on-chain RWA and are sent directly to holders. No claim. No gas.

    asset · dShares (RWA)settle · instant
§ 02 — Portfolio

What the bag actually holds.

Live composition of the treasury, rebalanced automatically against the S&P 500 weighting.

#AssetWeightTodayAllocation
01
AAPLApple Inc.
19.6% +1.42%
02
MSFTMicrosoft
14.2% +0.88%
03
NVDANVIDIA
11.8% +3.14%
04
AMZNAmazon
8.4% −0.42%
05
GOOGLAlphabet
7.1% +0.61%
06
METAMeta Platforms
5.9% +2.05%
+
+494 othersremainder of S&P 500
33.0% $1,994,628

It's not a yield. It's not a dividend. It's a rain of fractional equity onto people who held a joke coin.

— $YIELDPRINTR whitepaper, p. 7
§ 03 — Tokenomics

The supply, the split, the seriousness.

Total supply1,000,000,000fixed · no mint authority
Circulating812,400,00081.24% of supply
Tx fee2.00%100% to treasury
Team lock36 molinear vest · on-chain
§ 04 — FAQ

The obvious questions.

Five answers to the most common ones. Anything else — ask on X.

01Wait, is this legal?

Distributing real equity to token holders is a regulated activity. $YIELDPRINTR routes distributions through tokenized-equity partners (Backed, Dinari, Ondo) that handle KYC, custody, and broker-dealer obligations.

02What happens off market hours?

The clock keeps ticking. Distributions accrue against the treasury and settle on the next open. Weekend holders are not penalized.

03Do I need to claim anything?

No. Shares mint directly to your wallet address. If you hold $YIELDPRINTR, you receive. If you sell, you stop.

04What if everyone sells before a drop?

Then a very small number of remaining holders receive a very large amount of stock. The mechanism is indifferent to the float — only to the snapshot at T−1 second.

05Where do I buy?

The official contract address is posted on X sixty seconds before going live. Anything you see before then is a scam.